Expectant Mother's Parking

I went to the mall on Tuesday and parked in the "expectant mother's parking" just out of spite and it's felt good. First of all, I am an expectant mother. Someday I expect to be a mother, therefore, that makes me "expectant." Secondly, if you're pregnant and have the ability to walk through the mall, you're certainly more than capable of walking through the parking lot. Thirdly, when you're pregnant it's good to walk, so consider me parking in the expectant mother spot my good deed for the day.